Jeff, the sailor boy.

Jeff was a good boy, with a good heart and many love to share. But was something wrong wrote in his blood type. His father sad to him before he died: "hey, son. When you become a pirate, never forget you mommy here alone, please". He tried to aswer that he'll never become one, but he died without listening that.
And someday Mary Ann stole his good heart and fucked up with this. He would kick her and kill her, but he didin't know what to do. He was in love with a bitch. And he was so young, so damn young.
Always remembering the last words of his father, he told his mother that he will bought a little ship with his inheritance and they both would leave lands.
They sail till these days...

Good luck, Jeff.